Posts tagged headcanon
Posts tagged headcanon
In my headcanon, Dash X
grew up to be J.D.,
who miraculously escaped death and grew up to be Ian McKinley,
who died tragically (you can only cheat death for so long, after all), but was then reincarnated as Jack Torrance
So I feel like once Derek and Stiles got together, and eventually get to the point where they actually said “I love you” (and it might take a while because Derek doesn’t necessarily trust his own emotional instincts when it comes to relationships, and Stiles might not know…
Anonymous asked: Okay, after the Fox News incident, I have to ask, how do the Avengers do on press interviews?
The Avengers are made up of a sharp-tongued billionaire with a short fuse, an easily insulted God, a traumatized scientist with BREATHTAKING anger management issues, a sullen and smart mouthed sniper, a spy with a cloaked past and the ability to kill with a look and Steve Rogers.
How the hell do you think interviews go?
gyzym: no discussion of coughing though, this pairing wants me to give into my urge to write that particular brand of h/c so much and I AM RESISTING I WILL NOT BE THAT PREDICTABLE. AGAIN.
amazonziti: ahahahaha I AIM TO IMPROVE YOU LIFE EXPERIENCES ALWAYS
amazonziti: i would LOVE a fic where derek gets the flu
amazonziti: he would be the ANGRIEST sick dude
gyzym: oh my god do not encourage me. do not encourage me. you’ve seriously got no idea
gyzym: HE WOULD BE SO ANGRY
gyzym: AND SO UNWILLING TO ADMIT ANYTHING WAS WRONG
gyzym: AND HE AND STILES WOULD FIGHT ABOUT IT FOR LIKE
gyzym: TWO DAYS
amazonziti: I AM A WEREWOLF, WE DON’T GET SICK, THIS IS INCONCEIVABLE
amazonziti: I DO NOT THINK THAT WORD MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS DEREK
JARVIS is dating the Siri in Pepper’s iPhone.
Submitted by dianariggslegs
I have this headcanon where Steve’s son his born with his original health maladies and wants to grow up to be just like his dad - and Steve is confronted with all these feelings of inadequacy as a father because he realizes his son can’t grow up to be like him. But no kid will probably ever be better protected from bullies, considering who all his uncles are. It’s probably just a matter of time before Uncle Tony builds him some really sweet replacement braces (“Should they have spinning rims? I feel like they should have spinning rims.”)
“Steve studies every night to try to be able to understand Tony when he talks about science.”
[Headcanon submitted by boocanseeyou]
#you know it’s entirely possible that she would still be alive just very very old #i have a headcanon that at some point steve gets fury to look her up and finds out she’s in an old folks home and she’s lonely #she did get married after the war and had kids and grandkids but they don’t really take care of her or stay in touch with her#and in her old age she’s gone back to thinking about him and the war and the romance that never had a chance to happen #and then one day a nice young man in a suit named phil comes and talks to her #and very gently breaks it to her and explains everything and says steve would like to visit #and although she’s completely shocked she manages to say yes #so steve comes over and he brings flowers and chocolate and some old glenn miller records #and after the tears and the talking they finally have their ‘date’
Steve helps hold her up, and they finally have that Dance. it’s Steve’s first. It’s Peggy’s last.
Best underreaction ever.
That guy needs his own movie.
In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him. He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities. The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude.
Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids. He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter.
When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles.
Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD.
BAM! HEADCANON ACCEPTED
Plus apparently everybody in the cast got naked in front of this guy, and clearly he’s unflappable
“After befriending Steve, Howard Stark started using the word “fondue” as a euphemism for sex, and he and Maria would use it in front of young Tony. Consequently, Tony now uses the “fondue” code-word, never realizing its origin. The first time Steve heard Tony use it, he choked on his shawarma.”
[Headcanon submitted by hardactofollow]