May 2012
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When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and...
Me: omfg send help I'm dying
Them: what?!
Me: i can't even omg
Them: you can't even what?
Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
Them: .....what is that
Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
Them: ....riIiiiight
Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
Them: .....
Me: literally dead omfg
Them:
Me: SOBBING
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
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avengersaccumulate:
gabrielsbutt:
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Random fact (not) about me #7
rainbowcatvomit:
loubird7:
meiilan:
In norse mythology Loki had quite a lively sex life. Not only did he have children with his wife Sigyn, the giantess Angrboda and the stallion Svadilfari. He also had the habit of changing into a beautiful Maiden and seducing Midgardian men. There used to be a lot of men, especially black smith and druids, who claimed to be offsprings of Loki.
Yo momma...
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polkadotcummerbund:
so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out
he’s roasting marshmallows
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WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: Zombie apocalypse coming... →
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ihopericksantorum:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
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theavengersheadcanons:
When Tony first gave Steve a tour of his labs, he expected Steve to be mildly disturbed by all the futuristic tech. Dummy wheels over and nudges Steve in the elbow. Instead of the confusion Tony was expecting, Steve smiles, pats Dummy on the head, and says “Hey there, little guy!”
Tony knows, then, that he’s a goner.
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unexpectedlyawesome:
flatbear:
I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.
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A ribbon at a time: ionaonie: exploding orgy of... →
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exploding orgy of gender anarchy: On Shipping and Fanboys
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patheticfangirl:
This is my letter to angry fanboys.
First, let it be known that I love most fanboys. When I go to a con, most of the guys there are respectful. They share a…
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helenofeddis:
I can’t stop thinking about all the fangirls-to-be who have no idea who Fran Kranz is. And then they will see The Cabin in the Woods, because it’s a movie that lots of people will watch, and they will say, “WHO IS THIS PERFECTION?”
And on a whim, they will search for his name on tumblr.
And here we will be. With open arms, and gifs, and immediate demands that they go watch...
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helenofeddis:
…taking Intro to Chemistry this quarter.
Apparently in one lab we’ll be working with sulfuric acid.
Alex: No, professor, I totally know how to handle this stuff. I watched an instructional video. By Dr. Topher Brink.
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helenofeddis:
I’m supposed to be packing for a vacation tomorrow.
I’m listening to Hot Chelle Rae’s “Unstoppable” and scrolling through Topher/Bennett screencaps.
GUYS WHY ARE THEY SO PERFECT
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